The doctor was visited and the lumps and bumps, of which there are many, were prodded with a level of inefficiency that left me uneasy. The two lumps were felt to be too small to be concerned about though working with cancer patients tells me that any degree of nodal enlargement is something to be concerned about. He also couldn’t see the third lump - we shan’t discuss where this one is - but after the nurse pointed it out we confirmed without a shadow of a doubt that it wasn’t of sexually transmitted origin, though being very careful in my activities I already knew that.
The fact that he couldn’t see a very obvious lump, failed to look for the other lumps (which I do suspect are fatty deposits from my previous fat suit) and has largely ignored the two very obvious nodal lumps does not fill me with confidence. Call me a worrier but I plan to consult another GP next week.
Whilst there I also plan to discuss the issue of my fertility. At the age of 34 and with four teenage children I have categorically decided that I do not, under any circumstances, want more children. Nor do I wish this to be an issue in future relationships. I have regained my life, my body and lost my soul to the various liaisons of the past. I do not want the issue of ’should we have a kid together?’ to even be under consideration. The choice is mine and after much deliberation, has been made. Now I need to convince Dr Middle Class 2.4 that this is a good thing.
Question:
Why do some blokes simultaneously kiss and grope arse whilst rocking from side to side with a mild thrusting action? Witnessed today and not understood. So unpleasant.
