This alternate life, it brings good and bad. The bad is the uncertainty of acquiring a new partner, the disappointment when flirtations and effort result in the annoyance of being presented with a ’37 year old, medium build’ liar or the man who requires intricate directions to a clitoris. You quietly ignore the propositionary e-mail from the Neanderthal who brags about his BMW and 4x4 whilst referring to his lucky lady as a ‘sexy bitch’ (SexyMF, are you taking notes?) because you know that at some point the virtual vetting will lead the way to the grail you seek.

And sometimes, just sometimes, you manage to find a star amongst the black.
Eco Warrior, though very far from my ‘type’ provided me with quite possibly the most fun, laugh filled, relaxed, silly, sexy, passionate, interesting and enjoyable weekends I’ve had in a very long time.

A discreet meeting in a small village and I was handed the keys to his car and told that I was driving! Thankfully the drive to the hotel was a short one and the company was as refreshingly honest and entertaining as ever. We checked in – I was referred to as his wife and managed to resist the urge to introduce myself as his fuck buddy in a slightly offended tone – and we made our way, like playful teenagers to the place of our internment for the following few hours.

Limbs entwined, fingers stroking, tongues pressing, hands full of passionate intent. One mouth to another. Two people in need of sexy release. Toys and games for adults only. Rings that join but not tie. The pleasure was clear for neighbours to hear but there was no care, just freedom. The play continued, the players lost in their part as lovers until finally, slowly softly tenderly they give in. Gentle, rhythmic motion gave way to intensity and eagerness. No holding back, just carnal honesty until both sides were victorious in their ecstasy. No losers. Equality.

Score draw?

A rest for food, beer, laughs in abundance. Gentle stroking of my skin whilst I wooed the hopeful inebriates. Soft kisses of my lips between the fits of tipsy giggles from us both. A short and slightly wobbly walk back, exploration of each other and a very late night/early morning led us to a refreshing woodland walk with the usual array of topics discussed as we ambled.