She created the world apparently.

Then she filled it full of beasties and bugs. This in itself isn't my issue with the Big Yin, I just wonder what sort of sicko would create the midge.

And why....I mean really, why....despite garlic being a natural deterent and my best friend that has been used in abundance this month....why would the utter bitch make me a midge magnet?

Me personally and only me!

(Lets just ignore past indiscretions, shall we?)

I'm going go Catholic to spite the cow. Forgiveness my arse!